Выпуск комикса за 28 декабря 1999 года

Оригинальный текст:

John: Hi, Lisa. It's Jon Arbuckle...
John: I have two tickets to the Polka Joe concert at the bowl-o-rama for this new year's eve. Care to join me?
John: I just learned three new words
Garfield: Unsuitable for a comic strip, no doubt