Выпуск комикса за 31 января 1999 года

Оригинальный текст:

*tick tick tick tick*
Clock: Wakey, wakey!
Garfield: Stop tormenting me.
Clock: Hey, you think it's easy being an alarm clock?! Sniff...everyone hates me! I feel so alone! THE WORLD IS SO CRUEL!
Garfield: Sorry...I had no idea.
Clock: Sniff...I'm all right...just one more thing.
Garfield: What?
Clock: RIIINNNNG!!!
Garfield: I need explosives.