Выпуск комикса за 17 января 1989 года

Оригинальный текст:

Jon: I tried to impress my date with humor tonight.
Garfield: Uh-oh.
Jon: At dinner I stuck carrot sticks in my ears and smeared mashed potatoes all over my face.
Garfield: Then what happened?
Jon: Then she borrowed a quarter and called the police.
Garfield: Ouch.