Выпуск комикса за 16 марта 2003 года

Оригинальный текст:

*DING DONG*
Jon: Garfield, I'm getting a one-hour, in-home massage!
Voice: Guten tag, I am Helmut, your masseur.
Jon: My, what big...knuckles you have.
Voice: I set up table here. You lie down relax, und vee begin.
*CRACK*
Jon: Was that ME?
Voice: Ja.
Jon: AAAAGGGHHHHHH.
Garfield: Only 59 minutes and 45 seconds to go.