Выпуск комикса за 01 января 1989 года

Оригинальный текст:

Jon: Garfield! You missed my New Year's party!
Garfield: Define, «party».
Jon: Well, we had a great time without you.
Garfield: Bobbing for seedless grapes in fruit punch isn't my idea of a great time.
Jon: I suppose you went to some wild blowout.
Garfield: That's what the SWAT team called it.
Jon: WEEE PLAYED PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY.
Garfield: We played pin the tail on the host.
Jon: Things got pretty out of hand when Mr. Beasley turned the polka record up to 78 RPM!
Garfield: Whoa, fella! Spare my sensibilities! Oh, well, bedtime. Come, Simba.
*UNGHAHHH!*